First Gynecological Checkup
At her daughter's urging, Mrs. Ginsberg, age 75, went to see a gynecologist for the first time in her life. She answered the nurse's questions...
Who Invented Sex?
A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a coffee shop one afternoon discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says...
Death by Profession
There were once 3 men who were in jail. One was rather stupid, one was a bit cleverer, and one was the cleverest. The cleverest man made a plan to escape...
Humping Dog
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane...
Someone's Coming
One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights" she went upstairs...
Sunday School
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...
Stuck Peanut
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one...
The Intern
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he will be working in. He walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating...
Pussy and Bitch
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says, "Tell me...
Sheep Herders
Two farmers are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, it runs into a fence and gets its head stuck.
