Hermaphrodite Baby
Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside, and said, "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
Mom's a Whore
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother...
Doggy Style
A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing...
Sucking Lifesaver
Two elderly women are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One woman turns and asks, "Do you still get horny...
Naughty Johnny
Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket....
Licker License
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them...
Blow-Up
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. He comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and...
The Midget
A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi was unlucky and went up to the room...
The Old Soldier
An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, Toes? You know, you are 82 today...
Virginity Test
Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.
"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not...
