Perfect Breasts
A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for...
A Blonde and her Dog
One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink...
Reply to a Matrimonial Ad
I am an older young uncle living only with myself in Amritsar. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you
Up or Down Sex!
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed...
A Misunderstanding?
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married...
Stubborn Girlfriend
A young guy was complaing to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her...
Artificial Insemination
Phoebe, a blonde city girl, marries an Australian dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Phoebe...
Tattooed Privates !
Brad gets home late one night and his wife, Sarah, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Brad replies, "I was out getting a tattoo...
Extra Large !
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone...
What bird brings babies ?
One day, little Johnny asks his mother, "What kind of bird brings white babies?" With a grin, his mother replies...
