Mature Jokes

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said...

A woman and her 5 year old son were travelling in a metro. The boy was pestering his mum to bring him to the toilet. His mum whispered to him to hold...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit...

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind...

A man was talking to his best friend about his married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful...

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to...

Two newlyweds went to their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all...

A young man told his doctor that he was very embarrassed about the size of this penis and that potential sexual partners laughed at him. On examination, the willie certainly was...

An elderly couple come in for a physical. After the physical examination the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any...