Mature Jokes

A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained...

Tim and Joe went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look...

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches...

George W. says to an aide, "I need to do better in south Florida this year. I gotta see what all this Jewish stuff is about." So off they go to a...

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention...

A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. Without hesitation, he grabs the offending man by his private...

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters and...

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long...

The mistress of an English manor had just hired a new housemaid, an Irish lass, straight out of the country. The first day she was dusting in the Smoking Room where...

There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted...