Embarrassing Password
Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from...
The Witty Clerk
A woman went to a market in Mexico and very loudly and obnoxiously demanded a half a melon. The clerk told her politely that the melons...
Chinese Sex!
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished...
Dried Flowers
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and...
Hot Offer
A bloke took his car to a second-hand car dealers and asked if they were interested in buying his battered old Vauxhall for £500...
Lost Glass Eye
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye...
Preacher`s Raise
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and...
Grammar Lesson
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "Beautiful...
After-Sex Cigarette
A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after...
Sexy Secretary!
Two law partners hire a sexy, young secretary, and though they're both already married, they agree to see who can score with her first...
