Tree Huggers
While walking through the forests a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity...
Male Identity Tool
Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched him stumbling...
Miraculous Birth
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to...
Go to Town
One day the sheriff sees Billy walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy, what the hell are you doing walking around...
The Butt Crack
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with...
Naughty Customer
'I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife,' the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, 'but I don't know her size...
Retrieving Sniffer
Police officers Rosa and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my...
Hemophiliac Hooker
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked...
Suckers Family
These two little boys are sitting in the living room, watching TV with their parents. The mother looks over at the father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs...
Hard Liquor
Three ladies all have separate husbands named Leroy. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop...
