Mature Jokes

A man goes to the doctor and says, "C cc ca can yy you he he help mm me with m my stutter". The doctor says of course and tells him to lie on the couch. He examines him and finds...

A wife arriving home after a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband...

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?...

Nancy's husband was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent her to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Nancy saw a beautiful teapot...

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can...

This teacher is teaching her grade four class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'Contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence...

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated...

On the day of the wedding, Laura was getting dressed surrounded by all Her family when she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic! Then Her sister remembered she had...

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to...

A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded...