American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers...
Successful Mating
Santa and Banta are in the pub. Both are skint and in dire need of some money. All they have is one pig each, and if by luck one is male and the other female. So, after having some beers they hi...
Finally Together
Lisa, an Italian woman was extremely religious. When she was married, she refused to use contraception because she felt that birth control was going against God...
Blonde Genies
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it rub. Two blonde genies appear...
Ugliest Goat
A Guy gets shipwrecked on an island. He finds that is it inhabited by all males. After a couple of days, he asks what they do for fun, and the men tell him, that...
Matrimonial reply
Reply to an online Matrimonial from a Pakistani man: I am an young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes...
Female Clerk
A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread...
Little Filly
A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing the next season, but when he gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust....
Latex Products
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples...
Imported Cars!
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him...
