Mature Jokes

A father shows up at his daughter`s home and finds his son-in-law angrily packing his bags.
"What`s wrong?" he asks.
"I texted my wife that I was coming home...

A dumb guy finds one dollar in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!"
She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally...

Joel Garner, Cricket legendary fast bowler from West Indies, is 6 feet 8 inches tall. In his playing years, his height was a big attraction. Once at a dinner in Australia, he was approached by two ladies...

A guy walks up to the `Visa on arrival` counter at the Bangkok International Airport and presents two Indian passports with 3000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me and my wife...

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information...

A gynecologist waits for his last patient, who does not arrive. After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into an armchair to read the newspaper, he hears the doorbell ring....

A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day approached, she became very nervous about her impending deflowering...

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don`t worry about that," says St. Peter...

There was a man and a woman in a parked car at a drive in movie. They were having sex in the back-seat of a small sports car when the man suddenly slipped a disk in his back! He was stuck...

Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in his parish on a spring afternoon when all of a sudden he got a flat tire. Exasperated, the priest stopped his car, got out, and assessed the damage...