Mature Jokes

An American moves to this remote town in the Scottish highlands. His first night there he goes out to the local pub and after a few pints he notices that there are no women...

Eagles mate for life, so this near-sighted eagle goes out to look for a mate. He finds a Dove. They go back to his nest and they make love. It was fantastic sex but...

A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex. So she goes to see her doctor and relays the problem...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of the season" Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that...

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again...

The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love...

After less than a year of marriage, this lady was becoming more and more frustrated. Her husband worked very long hours and was no longer interested in Bonking. Plucking up her courage...

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and...

An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man...

An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated, so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks...