The Mating Call
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating...
The Winner
A man and his wife were talking and he says, "You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big dick contest...
Face the Music
A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages...
Loose & Flapping
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping...
Mistaken Identity
Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the landlord. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass. Six pints later...
Whale Couple
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his...
The Fiery Finger
Every year at the state fair, a guy entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend he wasn't going to bother to enter....
Virgin Husband
A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: "Daughter, when you're in Town and if you're looking for a...
Keyhole Talk
One evening Santa and Banta are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Banta turns to Santa and asks, "When do you suppose those girls are gonna make out with us?"...
Circumcisions
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said...
