Mature Jokes

The Italian had never played golf before and so he asked for some tips before starting the game. The American decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt...

A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on."
"Could you describe the symptoms...

An attorney returned home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for...

Shane comes home and finds his wife Rita crying. She says, "I found out from Mrs. Smith that you're having an affair with your secretary. Why would you do...

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to dinner. The mother was thrilled with...

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit He went into a showroom and when asked by a sweet young woman if She could help him answered, "Yes ma'am. You see...

When the cattle had been loaded into cars and shipped to Chicago for sale, each car was appointed a cowboy to feed and water the cattle during the journey...

It was a rainy night and there was a hotel near the highway. Presently a man entered, "Do you have a room?" he asked, soaking wet...

Team's Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day...