Occupation
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. "Mary, what does your parents do?...
Dirty Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry...
Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple, James and Sarah, are 'snowbirds'. James always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly...
Strip Club
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer...
AIDS Virus
There was a German, an Italian and our Santa on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: To be shot, To be hung, To be injected with the AIDS virus for...
Finest Brothel
This guy approaches the Madam of a local whorehouse. He says, "Madam, I'm ready to spend top dollar here, but I have some very specific requirements. Do you think you can...
Pregnancy News
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby...
No Underpants
An American lady on vacation in Scotland is visiting a Scottish castle. There are these Scottish guards everywhere all decked out in their Scottish uniforms...
Male Anatomy
Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to discover why the human penis is the shaped the way it is. Oxford University allocated a budget of...
Stupid Wives
Three friends were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first guy, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she...
