Mature Jokes

The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint light in the distance...

A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter issues him a white robe, a harp, and his very own cloud to float around on. The guy thinks this is great. One day he sees another...

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions...

A Senior Consultant Gynecologist is playing a four ball at his local golf club. Now this Gynecologist is a very selfish golfer. He has no regard for etiquette, is totally wrapped up on his own game and...

A man & his son recently moved to Texas. One Saturday afternoon they decided to take a walk through the park. During the walk the boy sees cowboys walk by. "Dad, look...

The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having a bullshit session on this cruise ship. The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all...

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into...

A little old couple in there eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do...

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc".
"Well", says the quack, "Tell me about your average day".
"Well, it all starts in the middle of the night...

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you...