Special Request
George & Mona were married for 40 yrs when George suddenly died. At the funeral home, she was asked if she had any special requests. Mona said, "Would you please cut off George's penis...
Ex-Boyfriends
Four School friends meet at their School Reunion. One of the guys goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...
Dating Etiquettes
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that...
Cowboy Sex
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent...
Hourly Charges
A man is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees and approached a prostitute. He asked her...
Smart Daughter
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status...
Hold my Balls
A prizefighter was driving across West Texas with his wife. He said, "Honey, I've been thinking. I've always heard how tough Texans are. Here I am with a 20-0 record in the...
Breast Deformity
The woman is shopping for a bra, but she has an unusual problem. One of her breasts is much longer than the other one. The lingerie saleslady notices her customer's...
In The Groove!
This guy enters a restaurant, and orders a milkshake, "Not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove man, in the groove." The cook hears this and gets pissed off...
Smelly Fingers
A man was on a train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled...
