Mature Jokes

One day, Little Johnny's teacher asked the class, "Children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me things you can suck...

Tim worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis...

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says...

Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom...

Banta went to a bar in London and ordered a drink. A few minutes later, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him to...

There are three guys who go to the same bar after work every night. One night two guys are sitting around when the third guy comes into the bar with the biggest grin on his face....

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen alone with all those horny knights...

A cowboy is strutting around a crowded swimming hole along the River, trying to get the girls' attention.. He climbs to the top of a high tree to make a fancy dive...

Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was...

Banta is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life. He says, I have great sex with my wife. She's very vocal, she can really...