Mature Jokes

Little Johnny's father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make...

While walking through a courthouse, a kid enters an empty courtroom. He sees a fine leather briefcase sitting on the table, picks it up and exits through the back door...

Santa goes into the employment office in Chandigarh, there aren't many jobs so it doesn't take him long. Then, just as he's on his way out, he spots something. "Wanted, single man, willing to...

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when he asked his teacher a question, "Please Miss," he said, "What's a Penis?"
The teacher thought it was an excellent...

The third-grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class: "Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure...

There were three young sisters who fell on hard times. They were hungry and behind on the rent so they decided one of them would have to go out on the streets...

Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened...

Eva, a blonde city girl, marries a rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Eva, "The artificial insemination...

A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the...

A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in...