Realistic Drawing
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. It looked so realistic, that when Miss Baker saw the fly sitting on the notebook, she slammed it with a...
Blonde Nurse
One day a man walked into the doctor's office to find out the results of his annual check up. "I'm not going to beat around the bush Mr. Smith,...
Bathroom Sex
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down...
Crushed Nuts!
Johnny was dressed up in his cowboy outfit, and walked into an ice cream shop. Behind the counter was a good-looking, well-endowed, female employee...
Plane Crash
A pilot invited his friend to a flight in a small plane. They each brought girls to the flight. As they been in the air, a strange sound came from the engine and...
Making Money
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a...
Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he...
Massage Service
A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. So, he thought he'd get one of those girls...
Too Big!
A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he needed glasses. Finally, he bought...
Rainbow Condom
A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like...
