Sign Language
Once upon a time, there was a bridge between an American held territory and a Polish Country. An American soldier was assigned to walk and guard the bridge, so did the Polish...
New Year Party
John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom...
V.D. Symptoms
Worried Santa telephoned his family doctor and said that he was afraid that his teenage son had come down with V.D. "He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but...
Rear-Ended
A couple of homosexual men are accidentally rear-ended by a large truck at a stop sign one afternoon. Furious, the man in the passenger side throws his...
Johnny in Love
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie...
Orgasmic Sneeze
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she...
Wild Party
A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile. "Hello," she said, as she waited for her...
Excited Swimmer
Scene: The finish line of the famous Venice Canal swim race. A newspaper reporter is interviewing Pierre, who was favored to win the race. Reporter: "Pierre, you were favored to win...
Down the Chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for this Christmas. "HA!" he snorted, "the day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest...
Physical Disability
There was a short fellow named Jack on trial for raping a woman, aided by a bucket. He adamantly protested his innocence, claiming inability. Well, the judge said...
