Mature Jokes

A man is walking home from work one day, and he sees a new ice cream shop on the street. Since it is a hot day, he goes in. "Aftenoon dear, what flavours of ice cream do...

Two couples had gone away for the weekend. The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to do a bit of partner swapping for the night. After several...

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The doctor asks her...

An extremely ugly man was sitting in a bar having a drink with his friend, who is the exact opposite in fact he may be the most handsome man in town. The two of them are discussing a beautiful blond...

A young boy comes home from school & his mother says "What did you do today?" To which the boy answers, "Oh the usual, I had a math test, I got an A in...

A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife "Wow, I never realized you had such big breasts." The wife gets all upset and throws him out...

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old and the editor of a local daily told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twins...

A young farm-girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour standing there. "My Dad ain't home," the young girl says, "but I know what you want and I am sure I can help you...

The banker saw his old friend Harry, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town one day. Harry had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying...

Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign. Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they...