Mature Jokes

Farmer Joe lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said...

Pappu watched his father's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Santa and Preeto in a passionate embrace...

Joe took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any...

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month...

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to...

Banta was feeling particularly horny so he went to a call girl on the street and asked, "How much do you charge?" The call girl said, "500 bucks for the evening." Banta said...

The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for...

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. He orders a drink and looks around to scope out any hot chicks. He spies one at the end of the bar and asks the bartender to send her...

Pappu attended a horse auction with his father, Santa. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs...

A farmer was ploughing in the field when he noticed his daughter run into the barn. A few seconds' later, he saw Santa's son, Pappu, run into the barn after her...