Mature Jokes

George and Nancy were a week away from their wedding day. George was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm.< "Nancy, as it is only a week to the big day...

Two fellows, Santa and Banta, were lost in the desert; they had been there for days with no sign of life anywhere. All of a sudden Banta started to feel horny...

This Faggot goes to the doctor and him to test him for AIDS. A week later he goes back and the doctor confirms his worst fears - the tests showed...

Young Banta was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride. Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she...

Andy joined the foreign legion, and was assigned to a fort, way out in the desert, far from any town. During his orientation session, he asked the sergeant what the...

Santa decides to go his high school's 25-year reunion. Having not seen anyone in fifteen years he's very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he...

Two deeply religious retirees were playing chess and sipping fine whiskey. They enjoyed the mid-day sun almost as much as much as watching the local citizens...

Two lesbians were walking down the street one-day. They soon spotted a beautiful woman on the other side of the road.
"Ooh, look at that beautiful woman, I'd like to give her...

Two gayss, called John and Joe, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger.
"Joe?" asks John. "Do you mind if I fart...

A guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."
She says, "Oh, yeah? My husband will kick your ass."
He says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside-down...