Mature Jokes

Three guys are arrested in an adult bookstore and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked....

Santa and son, Pappu, were always in competition with each other. One day Pappu left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking...

The secretary of a Gynecologist called to reshedule Preeto's appointment and asked her if she would come today in next hour for her checkup or rather wait another month as doctor had to go...

Bant went into a sex shop to buy some condoms and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl, "Can I help you, Sir?"
Banta, "Yes, I want to buy some condoms...

A young boy of 5 was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He had been playing outside her house for a while when he came into the house. "Grandma, what is it called when...

Banta comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and...

There once was a set of identical twin brothers. One lived a godly life. He was a good husband and father, reputable businessman, and did lots of community service. The other one was a hell-raiser...

Franco, at the local nightclub, leaned forward and said to the young lady he was dancing with, "I'd like to compliment you on your panties. They are pink with your initials embroidered, and trimmed in lace...

Once in a heavily crowded bus three guys were seated, while three girls besides them were standing. By understanding their problems, the guys offered the girls to sit on each of their laps. Without hesitation the girls...

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Tony, why you-a such a fat-a fuck?"
Tony says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's spaghetti...