Mature Jokes

Santa was having trouble satisfying his wife, Jeeto, so he went to his black buddy at work for advice. "Listen," said the inept Santa, "I know you always satisfy your women...

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and...

One day an Indian chief walked into a pharmacy & asked to speak to the pharmacist. The pharmacist walks out & asks, "How may I help you?" The Chief replies, "Me got too many kids, need condoms...

A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with...

A couple is out for a drive one day and the husband is behind the wheel. As he's driving, he's complaining about everything... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country...

Since Preeto is eight months into her pregnancy, Banta has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for sex...

After the end of the war, a young female reporter from a local newspaper was sent to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed...

Banta was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for...

About a month ago the President of the United States decided he had to get laid. Going to a high-class whorehouse, he found a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette waiting...