Sex-Starved
A dumb guy finds fifty cents in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!"
She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally...
First Night Out
A guy worked for 30 years at the same factory. He got off work at 3:30, and was home by 3:45 every day of his life. On Fridays, he came home and gave his wife his check. One Friday he was walking towards his car...
Cheating Wives
A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. He waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her, he found out she was working in a whore house. The guy says to the cabbie...
Stand and Pee
Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge...
Hit The Ceiling
Sister Mary burst into the principal`s office and cried, "Father, just wait until you hear this!"
"Calm down, Sister Mary. Now tell me what has you so excited...
Watching Childbith
The nurse approached him, smiling. "The labor is going great," she said. "Wouldn`t you like to come in?"
"Oh, no," the man shook his head. The nurse returned to the mother`s side, and the labor progressed smoothly...
Stick Your Head Between Legs
A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
Eunice said to her boy friend Jeff, "I can`t bend...
How Do I Become Born Again?
Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few, while they were discussing the meaning of life. The conversation grew deeper and deeper when one of the gents started talking about reincarnation. The trio started considering...
100 Year Old Sex Maniac
An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl...
