100 Year Old Sex Maniac
An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl...
Population Growth
A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning...
Compliment or Sexual Harassment?
Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!"
After a week of this, she reports him to the Human Resources Department...
A Straight Guy in a Gay Bar
A guy is about three steps inside a bar when he realizes it`s a gay bar. "What the heck? I really want a drink," he thinks, and sits down.
A waiter approaches and says, "What`s the name of your penis...
Heart Transplant Surgery
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend`s welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform...
How Not To Use A Vibrator
A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy very blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her. "What`s this for?" she asked...
Second Worst Pain
A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said "Man, how did this happen?"
The hunter explains that he was out in the woods and...
No Longer Possible
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She says to him, "Hey Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"
He says, "No thank you. That is no longer possible for me....
BJ for Sore Throat
"You don`t look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.
"You`re right," said Bambi. "I feel like I`m coming down with something. My throat really hurts."
Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore throat...
