A Working Girl
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored icebreaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come...
Age-Defying Makeover
Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen... the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars...
Most Precious Element
In school one day, the teacher decided that for science class she would teach about raw materials. She stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be...
How Mickey Lost the Bet
Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy looking lady! He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom". She knew the bathroom was...
With Your Bare Hands
During the wedding reception in the family mansion, the bride`s Grandfather slipped her five $100 bills which she concealed in her glove, since he told her to keep it for mad money...
Sell The Motorcycle
Grumbling about the distance between campus buildings, a daughter wrote home to her father, who happened to be a veterinarian, asking for money to buy a second-hand motorcycle. By the time the money arrived...
Blonde Jogger
Nancy and Little Johnny were riding down the road and Little Johnny swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging.
Nancy said, "Did you see her...
Beer and Boobs
A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar....
Running or Fucking?
Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or Fucking...
No Breast Milk
She was beautiful, blonde and buxom - a perfect specimen of womanhood - with a small baby in her arms. He was in his first day in private practice, eager to show he knew all about everything. "What`s seems to be the problem...
