A Pony in Striped Pyjama
A zebra lived her whole life in a zoo but was getting on in age, so the zoo decided to let her spend her final years on a farm. The zebra was excited to see a huge pasture with green grass and hills and many strange animals...
The Sex-Starved Couple
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right, and never have sex again...
Love Deuce
Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. His dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Little Johnny all about sex...
Complisult !!!
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She`s really hot," one boy said. "I`m really nervous. I know I`ll goof up!"
"Take it easy," his friend assured him...
Set the Mood Withe Alexa Skills
Alexa, I am feeling horny. Alexa: Most certainly you are. Don`t worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees. The dick hardener is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe.The pussy gel is kept next...
Asking for Directions
A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl`s camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan...
Window Shopping
A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head...
Note on Fridge
My Dear Wife, you`ll surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that...
Sheep Shagging
An old Oxford professor is nearing retirement and decides that he wants to do something fun for once. He`s spent his whole life researching scientific theories in his lab and wants to do something outside...
Dirty Minds
Two deeply religious Irish retirees were sitting on a patio playing checkers and sipping fine Irish whiskey. They enjoyed the mid-day sun almost as much as much as watching the local citizens walk by...
