Beer and Boobs
A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar....
Running or Fucking?
Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or Fucking...
No Breast Milk
She was beautiful, blonde and buxom - a perfect specimen of womanhood - with a small baby in her arms. He was in his first day in private practice, eager to show he knew all about everything. "What`s seems to be the problem...
A Pony in Striped Pyjama
A zebra lived her whole life in a zoo but was getting on in age, so the zoo decided to let her spend her final years on a farm. The zebra was excited to see a huge pasture with green grass and hills and many strange animals...
The Sex-Starved Couple
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right, and never have sex again...
Love Deuce
Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. His dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Little Johnny all about sex...
Complisult !!!
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She`s really hot," one boy said. "I`m really nervous. I know I`ll goof up!"
"Take it easy," his friend assured him...
Set the Mood Withe Alexa Skills
Alexa, I am feeling horny. Alexa: Most certainly you are. Don`t worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees. The dick hardener is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe.The pussy gel is kept next...
Asking for Directions
A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl`s camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan...
Window Shopping
A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head...
