Fear of Lightning
Two matronly sisters lived together and managed a farm. For years both had an extreme fear of thunder storms and lightning. One day one of the sisters was visiting a neighbor, and while walking home was caught in...
Client's Bizarre Request
Abe went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."
"Why?" she asked him.
"Never mind!" replied Abe. "I`m paying for it. I want a girl with...
Gas Pump Costume
A guy from Texas is invited to a Halloween costume party while in Chicago on business so he visits a costume shop. He says, "I`m going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam."
The girl looks him over, and then...
Death Erection
Little Johnny and his friend Billy were playing in a lane, and found a donkey that had died with a hard on. Being mischievous, Little Johnny cut off the donkey`s dick and began brandishing it in the air. Just then..
Broken Rubber!
Sven & Ole, a couple of Norwegians now living in Minnesota, head for the fair in Duluth. The first thing to catch Sven`s eye is the big double Ferris wheel. "Oh, Ole," he says, "vould you look at dat. I`ve always vanted to go...
Naked Passenger
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear...
Wrong Choice of Words
"What`s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper. "The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick...
Crazy Old Man Gets Erection
A furious pounding in a hotel room in the middle of the night awakened a number of guests. The hotel manager went to the room, and when his knocks went unanswered, he let himself in. He found an elderly man...
A Delicate Corporate Matter
All of the 10 Senior Members of the Board of Directors of the Company were called into the Chairman`s office one by one... until only Raghu, the junior-most Member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was...
Cream of Weight
A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender`s having a slow night and appreciates the business, but is also concerned...
