Mature Jokes

Wanting to find out if both his wife and his mistress were being faithful to him, Gary decided to send them on the same cruise and question each one later about the other`s behavior. When his wife returned, he asked her...

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reached a certain age, a string was tied around his penis and...

An 80 yr old man just got married with a young wife. Fearing with all the sex that he is having with his new bride, he seeks Doctor`s advice on the best way to deal with it.
Oldman: Doctor, I am 80 an...

The Pick-up Couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering...

A survey conducted by Sexologist Dr Paras Shah at Ahmedabad among women (Married & Unmarried) gave the following results.
Q: What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
UW: Penis...

Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable. Woman: I know what...

Reader: My husband-to-be ,still pines for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful.
Jim: A man's capacity to love is boundless, it has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women...

After checking into the hotel, Father Willy O`Dilly finds a Bible on the bed-side table. He reads it for a couple of hours and then leaves his room and wanders into the lobby. There he strikes up a conversation...

A young girl who was a heavy smoker invested in a cigarette lighter to economize in matches. After a short time it began to give trouble. So she spoke to a gentleman who had one, having just seen him light a cigarette with...

At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because...