Always Use A Rubber
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man`s cane slips on the floor and he falls down. As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby...
Women are Nothing But Trouble
These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never...
A Big-Busted Organist
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Linda. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, this distracted the congregation...
Gotta Pee...
Two women friends had gone for a girls` night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee...
Run Over Blonde
A woman is lying in the road after being run over. The driver of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid. "Are you all right?" he asks.
"You`re just a blur," she says, "so my sight is...
Catching Rabbits
Paddy decided to go rabbit hunting, but when he got to his favorite field, he saw the village priest was already there. Paddy watched with fascination as the priest held his finger over the rabbit hole...
Flower Vase
A very large blonde woman and a very large brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop.... "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop...
Height of Bragging
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations...
Female Masturbation
Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation: jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on...
Hairy Body
Three boys were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys says to the other, "If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?"
After thinking for a while the boy answers...
