Mature Jokes

Ek Din Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ke Sath Ek Mall Mein Shopping Kar Rahi Thi. Usne Ek Bada Hi Low Cut Top Aur Ek Badi Hi Sexy Si Mini Skirt Choose Ki Aur Try Karne Ke Liye Trial Room Mei Chali Gayi...

Three Parsi bachleors named Adi, Pesi, Soli ... they were best of friends. di gets married to a beautiful Fataakri... Every night Pesi and Soli hear a voice from Adi`s room ... they hear his wife saying, "Adi Pesi Soli...

One woman says to another, "I can`t understand why you haven`t gone to see that new gynecologist yet!"
"My gynecologist is fine. I don`t need to change...

Mum is working in the kitchen when Dad enters for the first time in the mood in years. "Mum ... get into bed," he says.
She takes off her apron, puts all the ingredients and...

The mistress of an English manor had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight out of the country. The first day she was dusting in the Smoking room where the Master of the house sat reading....

There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor`s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked...

Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Ghoda Thha. Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: Yaar Itna Pyara Ghoda Kaha Se Liya?
Santa: Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek...

"Let us assume," said the professor, "that you are aboard a small craft alone in the Pacific, and you spot a vessel approaching you with several thousand sex-starved sailors on board...

Larry went to his urologist for his exam but was surprised to learn his doctor had a new partner, a gorgeous female urologist. She explained that she was going to handle his prostate exam. "Larry, please lie on your right side...

What did the croc say to the peacock?
Learn to fake it like me...