What's The Difference?
Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, your honor...
Old Lady Story
Bill decided to try his hand at a new job and secured one as a used car salesman. He had no experience in this field but he figured he could use the old sales pitch that the car was like brand-new and had...
Breast Bite
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts?!!" she replies, and keeps...
Dog in Heat
One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the...
Where Do Babies Come From?
It was a little girl`s first day of school and her mother was both excited and saddened to see her daughter begin this rite of passage. She sent her daughter off with a kiss good-bye and a promise of freshly baked cookies...
Getting Boners At The Wrong Time
Bob walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection...
An Understanding Wife
With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill. "Honey, you`re so depressed. Take this money to the woman...
Surgery Mix-up
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he`s surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously, "Is there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes, "I`m afraid so...
Mating Monkeys
A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching...
Nothing to Worry About
In a second grade sex education class, little Mary asks, "teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
Little Mary says, "Forty....
