Smart Marketing
We noticed you`ve not picked up any condoms at SpiffyMart recently. (Your last purchase was 8 weeks ago.) Further, you have stopped buying feminine hygiene products, but have sharply increased your frozen pizza and...
Floppy Antivirus?
This is from the days when we still had 3 1/2" floppy drives: One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, a young lady flagged me down and asked for help, "My floppy drive won`t work...
Naughty Pappu Aur Santa
Gappu: Interview Kaisa Kua?
Pappu: Interview Toh Theek Hua Lekin Last Mein Woh English Mein Kuchh Aisa Boli Show Me Your Testimonial.
Gappu: Toh Phir....
Cut Off Your Dick !!!
A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he grabs the guy and drags him naked down the stairs to the garage. He grabs the guy`s cock, puts it in...
Dog Bites
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky...
Bras and Panties
Trying to make up for bad behavior, a man went to the shopping mall to buy his wife a gift. "I`d like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don`t know her size...
Frequency of Intercourse
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex. To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with...
Stomping on Bugs
One day, Little Johnny, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.
When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That`s it for you...
How Do You Do?
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Bade Dino Bad Facebook Pe Usse Chat Kar Rahi Thi.
Girlfriend: How Do You Do?
Pappu: Wahi Apna Purana Aur Favourite Style, Taango Ko Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke...
