Drop It In...
It was Valentines Day and a little old couple in their eighties were sitting on the couch watching TV. For a lark, the old man switched over to the Playboy Channel. They watched for a few minutes, then...
Pecker Reloading
Ole is out on the farm plowing the back 40. Suddenly Ole needs to take a leak. He jumps off his tractor, drops his pants, and begins to relieve himself. Poor Ole, doesn`t realize he`s peeing on a hornets nest...
Itchy & Scratchy
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed...
Peeping Tom Watches a Woman Undress
A woman came home from her date and began to undress for bed, unaware that a peeping Tom was watching her through her window. She removed her wig and placed it upon the wig stand. She unhooked her padded bra and...
Deserved Humiliation!
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient`s girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad...
What's In The Name
A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that so often used the name, Bubba. He went to court to change it and appeared before a judge who asked, "Sir, why do you want to legally change your name...
The Wrong Room
Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days...
Wedding Text Messages
The Bureau of Meteorology forecasts heavy snowfalls so the bride can expect a few good inches overnight.
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments...
Tenants Say The Funniest Things
These are actual clips from British Council flat (apartment) tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it...
Coming Out Of The Closet
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big...
