Mature Jokes

A chap meets a fat lass at a disco. He chats her up, they get on well, so at the end of the evening she asks him back to her flat. He`s not too sure because she is a bit on the large side but he thinks what the hell...

Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Canada went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the three. The Texan said watch this and yelled at the barmaid...

A very tired husband came home from the office after a long grueling day to find his wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting for him at the door with a couple of glasses of wine in hand. She took his brief...

Oh husband, dear husband, I tremble with fear;
You`ve been on overtime almost all year;
And since you are gone till way late at night,
A good piece of ass seems way out of sight...

A gorgeous size 8 blonde from New York went to Australia for her vacation and booked into a VERY expensive hotel. She changed into her skimpy thong bikini, put on a fashionable beach shirt, beach hat, sunglasses, new sandals...

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat...

Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl...

The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude...

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We`ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don`t seem to be able to...

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven`t seen you in ages! How have you been...