Mature Jokes

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We`ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don`t seem to be able to...

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven`t seen you in ages! How have you been...

"I`m in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog...

A guy gets married and for the first year he never leaves his wife alone. Every day, morning noon and night, he is at it His wife is a little pissed off about this so she goes to her mother and says...

One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess` room...

Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. Sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework!
I heard my daughter tell her friend she ate her boyfriend`s cock last night. Last time I checked she didn`t like chicken...

Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband`s fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man...

Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai. Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: Kya Hua Banta?
Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya...

My grandmother died in the 80`s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce: The long walks we used to take to the shop in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like...

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to show him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I`m going to need your wife Claudia and a table...