Mature Jokes

A man named Bob was walking down the street when he saw his old friend Craig. Craig says, "Hello Bob."
But Bob tells him not to call him Bob but to call him Lucky....

A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one..."This is for the shame", and then the second one..."This is for the glory."
She then orders two more shots. She drinks the first one...

On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy Joe, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom...

A medical student just finished her last semester and was heading out to apply to a hospital. The director of the hospital thought the woman was very bright and had a lot of potential. But the doctor wanted...

Back when Prince Andrew first became engaged to Fergie, he spoke to his father, "Fergie assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son" replied Prince Phillip. "On your honeymoon night...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sees another guy drinking, and notices he is sitting next to a...

The Rabbi in a small town in the old country died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was disconsolate for months until the people of the village decided she should remarry. The town was so small that...

A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I`ll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery."
On the day he was admitted his mother asked if the doctor...

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island. The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she would find another man. The next day a man is washed on shore. He is very nice...

A foursome is waiting at the men`s tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she...