Mature Jokes

A woman with chronic back pain visits a doctor`s office to seek relief. The doctor asks, "Have you done any strenuous or unusual exercise lately?"
The woman replied, "No...

Baadshah Akbar ke paas ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha.
Birbal: Jahan Panaha Apko Yeh Ghoda Kahan Se Mila?
Akbar: Ek Baba Ne Diya Tha. Jo Bhi Maango Woh De Dete Hain...

Santa, Apni Suhagraat Pe Jeeto Se Puchta Hai: Mein Thhe Pehle Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshaan???
Jeeto: Hairaan.
Santa: Ye Dekho... Mera 9 Inch Lamba Samaan....
Jeeto: Kyaa Baat Hai... Maza Aa Jayega. Ab Pareshaan Karo...

Sheila and George were spending the first night of their honeymoon in a quaint medieval town in France. To add piquancy to the evening, Sheila suggested coyly that they make love every time the old night watchman rang his hourly bell...

It was a stormy Christmas night, and inside the tiny cottage on the Yorkshire moors, an elderly couple sat around a roaring fire. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. The old man answered it, and found a very bedraggled man...

I knew a girl at work once, who was truly concerned about her husband`s smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love...

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac are at a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" Asked the zoophile..

Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee...

Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life and it`s clear that they are trying to one-up each other...

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then...