Mature Jokes

A 75 year old tycoon and his 22 year old blonde bride were on their way from the wedding reception to the honeymoon suite at the Plaza. Suddenly he had a tremendous heart attack. The paramedics were called...

Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?...

Two old aged guys, one 70 and one 75, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 75-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn`t even short of breath. The 70-year-old was amazed at the guy`s stamina...

A guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says, "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you realize you`re naked? Shouldn`t this be your day off?...

It`s annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting. All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed. "What`s up" asked Batman?
"Well I was upstairs looking for the toilet and I passed...

A very Christian woman marries a very Christian man. Following the words of the Bible, "Be fruitful and multiply," they have many children. 16 over the course of 18 years, to be exact. A few years later, the husband dies...

The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster. "You just do not fulfill...

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many...

A rich man and poor man are at a bar, the rich man turns to the poor man, "Iit`s my 10 year wedding anniversary on Tuesday."
The poor man looks astonished, "It`s my 20 year wedding anniversary on Thursday! What are you planning on getting her...

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!"
"I`ll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife...