Mature Jokes

Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Apna Dimaag Lagaya Aur Poore Shehar Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai. Bas Phir Kya Tha, Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, Toh Usne Ek Khubsurat Aur Sexy Si Ladki Pasand Karke...

A trucker goes into the truck stop restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken noodle soup. After eating a little bit of it he finds a hair in it. He starts yelling and cussing, then storms out of there....

Friendship is not About `I`m sorry`... It`s About `LUND SE`
It`s not about `Where are you?`... It`s about `KAHA GAND MARWA RAHA HAI?

A guy with a huge dick has a lot of trouble trying to get a girl. When they see the size of his pecker they make their excuses and leave. So he thinks of a cunning plan, meets a hooker and asks her, "Do you mind if we do...

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could...

Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Use DK Keh Kar Bulate The. Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya. Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Apne Bete Ko Cheer-Up Karne KE Liye Chilane Lage: Bhag DK.... Bhag DK.... DK Bhaag To School Ki Principal Boli: Excuse ME Sir... Ye English Medium School Hai Aur Yahan Par Sirf English Mein Boliye...

To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: Run D.K. Run D.K. Run D.K.

This girl is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant, but...

Carla was well into her seventies when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests...

In Little Johnny`s classroom, the teacher gave the class a homework assignment. She wanted them to tell the class one talent that they had and that they were especially good at. The next day the Teacher calls on Mary...

A pastor`s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor`s family expanded, so would his paycheck...