Sausage Trick!
Duncan & Murphy wanted a drink real bad, but they barely had a euro between them. Murphy had an idea. He bought a large sausage. They went into a pub and ordered...
The Best Pub!n
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but...
Rude Pub Customer
Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.
"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits," he says...
The Tavern
A traveler stops in an unfamiliar city at the first tavern that he happens past...
Wanna go Camping?
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell anyone...
Well Trained Alligator!
A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18 inch alligator. The bartender says, "What do think you`re doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don`t allow pets...
First Blow Job!
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
So the guy sits down...
Good Time
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and...
Caught in the Act!
Tony sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Tony is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head...
Flavored Condoms!
A chap comes home with some multi-flavored condoms to spice up the long winter nights. He comes in, throws off his coat, and announces it to his missus, who becomes immediately excited...
