Mature Jokes



The Irish Wedding Brawl

A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride`s and groom`s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking...

Greek vs Italian

A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum...

Birth Control Methods

In 1983, China launched an extensive 12 month program that was carefully designed to teach the fundamentals of birth control to the rural populace. Doctors and nurses were televised demonstrating the use of condoms...

The Brexit Effect!

Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him...

Penis Enlargement Experiment

An Irish couple was watching a discovery channel special about an African black bush tribe. The men in that tribe all had 24 inches long penises. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and...

Jamaican Fireman and Sex

The Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya now sumptin` womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station... Bell 1 rings - we put on de jacket. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole...

Man's Most Important Organ

A male`s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like...

Relationships in US and India

AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP
1st day = Date
2nd day = Hug
3rd day = Hug again
4th day = Kiss
5th day = Long kiss...

Wheelie Bins!!!

In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "Wheelie Bins."
A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck. He goes to one house where the bin hasn`t been left out...

Lick-a-de-Split

An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first sales-woman she sees and asks: Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He`s got a big-a belly and...