Lick-a-de-Split
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first sales-woman she sees and asks: Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He`s got a big-a belly and...
A true Aussie
An Aussie bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. He placed them on the front seat and headed back home. He stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was...
No Sharing Please
An Australian is walking across the Welsh countryside when he spots a Welshman in one of the fields, going hard at it with one of his sheep.
With no hesitation, the man jumps over the fence and walks over to the Welshman, tapping him on the shoulder.
"You know mate, back where I'm from, we shear those."
The Welshman looks around frantically.
"Fuck off mate!" he says, "I`m not sharing this with no-one!"
Really Big!!!
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new city outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him...
Unity in diversity
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment...
Who Leads a Better Life?
Mr. Patel was living next to a British in London. Once they had an argument over `Who leads a better life."
British: We have a big house.
Mr. Patel: I have a house next...
Freezing Cold!
An Irish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day, the daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your...
Sex on the Beach!
A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a Florida beach when a Jewish man of similar age placed his blanket nearby and began reading a book. Attempting to strike up conversation...
My Name is Brown...
A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma`am. My name`s Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah`m from Dallas, Texas. Ah`m 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah`m white from...
Indian with one testicle
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked...
