Mature Jokes



Real Company Names

All of these are legitimate companies, who didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear! They are hysterical! These are not made up. Check them out yourself

Embarrassing Password

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from...

You`ve Got Male

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway! Your Mom and I first got...

World Domains

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just...

Ball replacement!

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor laughing.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a...

Radio Cometition

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Hey its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Shane: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex...

Husbands Performace

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands` performance as a lover. The first woman says, 'My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always...

Diagnostic computer!

One day, a man complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.
'His friend said, ' Don`t do that. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose...

Tech support!

Jill called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech Support: 'Are you running it under Windows.' Jill: 'No, my desk is next to the door. But that`s a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is...

Cell Phone...

A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings.
'Hi honey, are you at the club?'