Mature Jokes

An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical...

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him...

The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.
She finally entered the shop one day and said...

Julie, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the Lonely Hearts...

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a Pound 20 note fell out onto the pavement...

During the inspection of a unit the Division Commander asks a subaltern : "Yes smarty! What do you do?"
Lieutenant (in calm voice): "Sir, I`m the Sexual Advisor...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk...

While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city man discovered he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence. He went into the small town near-by and found...

Three gays were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be.
The first decides on football, "Cause of all those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants...