Men will be men
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution....
I can't wait anymore
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says...
Terror of a Nymphomaniac!
Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor.
The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way...
An Anomaly?
"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband just doesn`t satisfy me sexually...
Wine Taster!
At a wine merchant`s warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot drunk and with a ragged dirty look...
War Wounds!
A squaddie goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams...
Twin Sisters
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a nursing home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures...
Obsessed Mothers!
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers. "You all have obsessions," The doctor observed.
To the 1st mother, he said...
Gorilla Encounter
Two gay guys are at the Zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this...
