Mature Jokes

In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again. But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to...

A salesman drove into a small town where bra circus was in progress. A sign read: `Don`t Miss The Amazing Scotsman!`
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious...

The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key signs...

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. The first guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy...

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn`t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes...

It`s annual superheroes new year's party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting. All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.
"Whats up?" asked Batman...

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance...

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man`s penis is three times the length of his thumb...