Mature Jokes

2 inches - I can`t even hold it, properly.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied, in my whole life.
4 inches- I`ve had bigger than it...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally...

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again....

A journalist goes to Russia for documentary. In a little village he sees an old man and asks him, "Can you tell me your most beautiful memory in this village...

Jack participated in a competition for writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that the story must have four ingredients i.e. religion, sex, suspense and...

A man gets his fiance, Wendy's name tattooed on his penis. So when he's hard it says Wendy, but when it's soft it just says...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said...

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly...

A Texan guy bought a round of drinks after announcing that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds."
Gasps of admiration echoed...